io9 Reviews the Spiderman Musican
Along the way, the following things happen:
- Carnage, Electro, Kraven, the Swarm, the Lizard, and the aforementioned Swiss Miss have a supervillain “beauty pageant.”
- Carnage sashays down the runaway the fiercest of all.
- The Geek Chorus cheekily admits to making up Swiss Miss (below) for the show. Swiss Miss has ninja stars for nipples.
- 8-legged spider-monster chorus girls rob a shoe store and sing about high heels. — In the show’s best number (“Turn Off The Dark”), Peter Parker almost has dream sex with Arachne while hanging upside down.
- Spider-Man’s leitmotif plays 100 times.
And that’s just the second act! This sounds like an amazing disaster… One I can only hope to see before they shut it down!
