“Prominent sleaze-pile Joe Francis will soon be taking on a vaguely human-like form to appear in court to stand trial for criminal tax evasion charges in Los Angeles. He’s accused of deducting over $20 million in fake business expenses from his tax returns in 2002 and 2003—including $3.75 million to build a beachfront Mexican estate called Casa Aramara. According to documents dug up by The Smoking Gun, however, Francis’s defense looks as though it’s going to be spectacular, like, 55-year-old-salesman-who-just-learned-how-to-use-PowerPoint-20-minutes-before-a-meeting spectacular.” (via A.V. Club)
Source: The A.V. Club