The Gentleman Cat Burglar's Guide to Thievery
Karasuyama provides details on how he is able to pick any lock at will and the way to silently use a glass cutter on a window. He also reveals that placing a jeweller’s magnifying eye-piece against a door peep-hole reverses the view and enables him to look inside the house, while he recommends investing in a new hybrid car for going on “jobs” because they have engines that are very quiet and do not attract attention.
I bet Dave Eggers is kicking himself for not thinking of this title for the next McSweeney’s issue.
