Lazy Nike Exec Pitches Commercial Where Usain Bolt Runs Away From Something | The Onion
“Overall, the presentation lasted 10 minutes and featured at least 50 incredibly lazy commercial ideas, including one in which several astronauts look out the window of their space shuttle only to see Bolt running past them in space. According to sources, the only consistent theme among each of the 30-second spots was that Bolt should be portrayed as very fast.”
Source: The Onion